Board Members
Guiding our ship through calm seas and legal loopholes
Board of Directors
- Maxwell St Fraud — CEO (Chief Embezzlement Officer)
- Dickie McDividend — VP of RISCy Lending
- Buck E. Fundz — Head of Liquidity Manipulation
- Ivana Steele-It — Director of Asset Reallocation
- Goldie Snatch — Executive VP of Offshore Accounts
- Chase D. Paper — Head of Corporate Denials
- Trixie Ponzi — Chief Investment Visionary
- Cashley Grabmore — Director of Hostile Takeovers
- Benny Fitts — Head of Internal Affairs
- Willie B Broke — Compliance Officer
Regional Managers
- Mo Larceny — Midwest Regional Director
- Sue Perslick — Litigation Response Coordinator
- Fanny Moneypenny — Head of Client Satisfaction
- Phil T. Pockets — Director of Client Asset Management
- Les Leverage — Margin Trading Oversight Officer
- Al B. Shortsellin — Crypto Speculation Taskforce Lead
International Division
- Patty O'Furniture — Cayman Branch Liaison
- Hans Grabbemoney — Swiss Account Integration
- Yuri Nocashov — Moscow Risk Compliance Officer
- Lou Phole — EU Regulatory Strategist